Seven Spooky Skeletons - Ubbe the Spooky

Seven Spooky Skeletons is a short series running until Halloween, showcasing a different unique skeletal villain each night.

Tonight's Spooky Skeleton is Ubbe the Spooky, a cavorting skeleton bard who plays his own ribcage as a xylophone. Ubbe is named after legendary animator and Mickey Mouse co-creator Ubbe 'Ub' Iwerks, who animated the classic Silly Symphony, "The Skeleton Dance," which is mandatory Halloween viewing.

Happy Halloween!

The following text is available as Open Game Content under the OGL. Open Game Content is ©2017 Jonah Bomgaars.

This bare skeleton dances rhythmically as it plays out a chilling xylophone solo on its own ribcage

Ubbe the Spooky           CR 6

XP 2,400

Human skeletal champion bard 8

NE Medium undead

Init +8; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception +14

DEFENSE

AC 19, touch 17, flat-footed 12 (+4 Dex, +2 natural, +3 dodge)

hp 95 (10d8+50)

Fort +14, Ref +10, Will +10; +4 channel resistance, +4 vs bardic performance, language dependent, sonic

DR 5/bludgeoning; Immune cold, undead traits

OFFENSE

Speed 35 ft.

Melee percussive bone club +6/+6/+1/+1 (1d6+1 plus 1d4 sonic)

Ranged returning percussive bone club +11 (1d6+1 plus 1d4 sonic) 10ft.

Special Attacks bardic performance 29 rounds/day (countersong, dirge of doom, distraction, fascinate, inspire competence +3, inspire courage +2, suggestion, unhallow)

Spells Known (CL 8^th)

3   3^rd (3/day; DC 18) – blink, fear, thundering drums

4   2^nd (5/day; DC 17) – allegro, distressing tone, haunting mists, mad hallucination

5   1^st (6/day; DC 16) – cause fear, ear-piercing scream, expeditious retreat, hideous laughter, vanish

6   cantrips (at will; DC 15) – daze, ghost sound, mage hand, open-close, prestidigitation, summon instrument

STATISTICS

Str 12, Dex 18, Con --, Int 12, Wis 13, Cha 20

Base Atk +7; CMB +8; CMD 22

Feats Dodge, Double Slice, Extra Performance, Fleet, Improved Initiative^B, Improved Two-Weapon Fighting, Two-Weapon Fighting

Skills Acrobatics +17, Bluff +18, Diplomacy +13, Escape Artist +9, Intimidate +18, Knowledge (local) +9, Knowledge (religion) +9, Perception +14, Perform (dance) +18, Perform (percussion) +18, Sense Motive +9, Spellcraft +5, Stealth +12, Use Magic Device +9

Languages Common, Necril

SQ bardic knowledge +4, lore master, versatile performance (dance, percussion)

SPECIAL ABILITIES

Loose Joints (Ex)

Ubbe the Spooky can separate the joints of his bones at will and come back together a moment later, allowing him to, for example, dodge a sword blow to the neck by throwing his skull up into the air. This grants Ubbe a +2 dodge bonus to his AC.

Play Dead (Ex)

Ubbe the Spooky can collapse into a pile of disconnected bones as an immediate action, granting him a +10 bonus to his Bluff check to pretend to be destroyed. This bonus applies only for the first time he uses it against any given observer. Ubbe can reassemble himself as a move action that provokes attacks of opportunity.

Percussive Bones (Su)

Ubbe can use his own bones and the bones of other skeletons as percussion instruments. Any bone he wields as a weapon counts as a club and deals an additional 1d4 points of sonic damage. Any bones he throws as a weapon gain the returning weapon quality.

Unhallow (Su)

Ubbe the Spooky has access to a special bardic performance called unhallow. While ubbe makes an unhallow performance, all undead creatures within 50 feet gain 5 bonus hit points and channel resistance +2. This channel resistance stacks with any existing channel resistance.

ECOLOGY

Treasure none

Ubbe the Spooky is a cavorting skeleton bard. In life, he was a morose and ill-tempered performer who, while talented and beloved by his fans, despised himself and his work. It is said that, while in one of his fits of depression, he heard a joke that caused him to break out into such raucous laughter that he died instantly. In death, he found new purpose in his performances which had eluded him in life. He has devoted his unlife both to poking fun at death and to reminding mortals of their inevitable demise through song and dance. He takes special delight in scaring people to death. He sees life as an elaborate practical joke to which death is the punchline.

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-your seventh spooky d20 despot