Today's
Monster Monday is the asag, a rock demon of Sumerian mythology that could wake the very stones of the earth and add them to his army.
The Asag (
á-sàg, meaning 'disorder'), appears as an antagonist in the ancient Sumerian story
lugal-e, also known as
Ninurta's Exploits. Asag is a hideous creature of rock chosen as the champion to lead the Mountains in revolt against the Plains. He has sex with the mountains to produce an army of rocks, which he uses to destroy the cities and creatures of the plains. When the gods receive word of Asag's campaign of destruction, they select Ninurta - god of thunderstorms, floods, and war - to defeat him. Ninurta sends his magic talking and flying mace, Sharur (the earliest legendary weapon preserved in myth) to scout out the situation, and Sharur reports back that Asag is a foe beyond even the might of Ninurta. Not to be discouraged, Ninurta goes to face Asag anyways. Asag pelts him with stones, delivers mighty blows that cut deep furrows into the earth, uproots forests, and assails Ninurta with landslides, forcing the storm god to retreat.
With their mightiest champion defeated, the gods despair. The cities of the plains lie open to assault by the hideous Asag, whose very presence causes fish to boil alive in their ponds, and his army of unstoppable stone progeny. Sharur flies off for one last desperate consultation with Ninurta's father, the god Enlil. Enlil suggests that Ninurta soften Asag up with a divine rainstorm. Ninurta turns the full power of his storm on Asag and just barely manages to hold him off while the hard rains do their work. Finally, Asag's body is softened enough that Ninurta can drive his spear into it. He strikes Asag right in the family jewels, delivering a mortal wound and taking away the demon's ability to produce more rocky offspring.
With the revolt of the mountains finally crushed, Ninurta orders the stones of the earth, punishing the rocks that were most loyal to Ninurta (like basalt, which is sentenced to become molds for goldsmiths, and limestone, which must be used as foundations for buildings on muddy ground), and rewarding those rocks which remained neutral (like lapis lazuli, which would be valued and used in art and dyes, or diorite, which would be turned into statues of kings and gods). Finally, he tames the wild streams of the mountains and causes them to flow down into the lowlands and irrigate the fields, filling canals made with the rocks that were Asag's children.
The asag I have statted up below might not pose a challenge for the mighty Ninurta, but it should definitely make for an interesting battle for a group of seasoned adventurers. With spell-like abilities like
wall of stone,
expeditious excavation,
transmute rock to mud, and
spike stones, the asag can define the area of battle and shape it to the adventurers' disadvantage. And because it can awaken nearby rocks as earth elementals at will, it will always have an army of rocks to do its bidding and run interference for it while it softens up the adventurers from behind with thrown rocks and
stone call.
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