"That's no librarian," Jhonto whispered, gesturing with the point of his blade at the brown-robed figure slouched over the writing desk, steadily scribbling away at a tremendous manuscript. "No one's set foot in this library for a century."
"I didn't mean... it could be a, like, librarian golem. Or undead. Or just a really old wizard. I'm just saying, it couldn't hurt to ask."
"It can always hurt to ask," Jhonto muttered. But looking around, it was clear that the party had already decided. As the party's face, it was his responsibility. He took a tentative step toward the desk and cleared his throat.
"Shhhhhh!" The librarian didn't even look up from its book.
He tried again, taking two more confident steps forward. "Excuse me, I was wonderi-"
"SHHHHHH!" The librarian looked up, one skeletal finger pressed against its lipless mouth, glowing yellow lights burning in its cracked eyesockets. In a rush of air, the skeletal monk and his desk and the bookshelves and Jhonto's companions all disappeared. Jhonto clasped his head and stifled the urge to vomit - that queasy feeling he got every time he teleported. The only light now came from his glowing sword, its pale blue nimbus flickering across the spines of hundreds of dusty tomes and scroll cases. So he was still somewhere in the library.
"Guys?" he gave an exploratory shout. Then louder: "GUYS?" No response. "All right, I guess I'm on my own then. Just you and me, Nightcleaver." He flicked his sword lightly through the air as if it were responding to him. A glimmer of reflected light caught his eye. One of the books was bound in silver with inset gems. "Is this... Did that crusty old librarian send me to the right place after all?" He reached out for the book, but just as his finger brushed the spine, it shot off the shelf, its ornate cover flapping like the most awkward pair of wings. Reams of yellowing paper - seemingly more than the book contained - flew out of the book and swirled about it in a whirlwind, expanding to engulf Jhonto. The paper edges cut at his face and hands like knives. The book was glowing from within now, brighter than Nightcleaver. Abruptly, it turned to face Jhonto and opened to a specific page. Swirling orange runes lifted off the page and hovered in the air before exploding in a blast of force that knocked Jhonto back against a stack, sending lesser scrolls showering off the top shelf.
"Oh, your gonna get it now, book!" Staggering to his feet, he clasped his amulet and thrust it forward. Seven glowing pink missiles shot out, arcing toward the hovering book, but seven floating sheets of paper moved automatically to block them. "What the... Oh come on!" He squared himself, took Nightcleaver in both hands, and charged the book. It blasted him with a spray of clashing magical colors, but he ploughed through, bursting into the storm of swirling pages and cleaving into the offending tome.
When the rest of the party found him, he was fire-scorched and bleeding from a hundred shallow cuts, hunched in the middle of a mess of old papers, his sword thrust clean through a bejeweled grimoire. The ruined shelves around him, blasted apart with countless spells, spoke of a long and furious battle, but all he said when they appeared was, "
Couldn't hurt to ask, huh?"
Today's
Monster Monday is the living grimoire, an animated spellbook that flies in a swirling cloud of paper and unleashes the spells inscribed on its pages. Included below is an example Caster Level 1 living grimoire, along with rules for creating any living grimoire from Caster Level 1 to 20.
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